I Am Eating A Whopper For The First Time

"macanamera" (macanamera) 02/11/2015 at 12:00 • Filed to: None

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I have never had one before. I don't know why.

It's not great.

CalzoneGolem > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:02

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Fast food => Not great

It all checks out.

CB > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:03

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Fuck Burger King. Their trayliners were always a bitch to package.

OPPOsaurus WRX > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:05

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have u ever had McD's or Wendys?

Cherry_man1 > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:05

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Get it without Mayo and tomato.

macanamera > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2015 at 12:05

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Am eating, can confirm.

CalzoneGolem > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:07

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The whopper is one of the better fast food burgers as it comes with actual vegetables on it. The trick is to tell BK to stop putting mayo on everything.

CB > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/11/2015 at 12:07

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I ate two Baconators in one sitting once. Everyone around me thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to as well.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:09

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It's because you bought the wrong burger.

Cé hé sin > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:10

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I've never knowingly had one. Is my life thus incomplete?

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2015 at 12:10

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Or at least less than 5 TBSP. I actually rather like the Whopper. And I remember when it used to be a really big sandwich. The modern Whopper is a mere shadow of its former self.

macanamera > CB 02/11/2015 at 12:12

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I ate a 4-patty baconator once.

Never. Again.

CB > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:13

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I'm so sorry.

macanamera > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/11/2015 at 12:13

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Yeah, never a big mac but lots and lots of DQPCs and pretty much everything from Wendy's. Wendy's is borderline good.

macanamera > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 02/11/2015 at 12:13

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ate a 4-patty baconator once. it was bad.

macanamera > CB 02/11/2015 at 12:13

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So was I.

Tapas > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:18

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I have a confession too....I have never had Tapas.

People tell me I'm delicious and I believe them :)

Yes, Tapas is my real name lol

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:20

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But it was "good" bad right? as in you want to kill yourself because you feel so guilty of what you just ate but it was so freaking delicious. The meat to bun ratio on that must of been off the charts.

What on on earth would possess you to get a quad burger in the first place? I tried a triple once and it was too much for me. So now a stick to the double.

TheHondaBro > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:21

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Burger King is among the better fast food places. They use real ingredients and they grill their meat. It's not great, of course, but it's at least better than McDonalds.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > CB 02/11/2015 at 12:23

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I had a triple baconator once. I could feel my arteries clogging, it was awesome. 10/10 would eat again.

OPPOsaurus WRX > CB 02/11/2015 at 12:25

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i used to stuff 2 big macs together.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:26

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Not really a fan of many of BK's offerings. I don't really care for the flame broiled taste that most of their burgers have. The best burger on the menu was the BK stacker, but I don't think they sell them anymore.

For fast food burgers, no on can touch Wendy's. Roy Rogers (before they were almost exclusively on turnpikes) were good years ago, but Wendy's is the current cream of the crop for me*.

* I live on the east coast so I've never had a Whataburger or In-n-Out burger.

OPPOsaurus WRX > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:27

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i like wendy;s the best out of all of them. Thier chicken sandwiches seem to be a lot better than stanard fast food. They definitely have the best burgers out of the big 3. I'm a big fan of the triple 1/4 lb classic.

E92M3 > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:29

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Still a whopper is better than this.

macanamera > E92M3 02/11/2015 at 12:31

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lol

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:32

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even though I know that burger is terrible it doesn't change the fact that I'm now hungry. And I'm stuck on site til I can get coms up and running here.

I try to avoid fast food when I can. Seriously, I'd rather go hungry and be uncomfortable til i can get home and make something. But if I do need food I opt for chick-fil-a. They're always consistently good and I don't feel like a gluttonous blob afterwards.

macanamera > Tapas 02/11/2015 at 12:32

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wait, your name is Tapas? and youve never had tapas?

macanamera > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 02/11/2015 at 12:33

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chick fil a fries are boss

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:35

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are you even American?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:35

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One of the best burgers I've ever had was at Tinseltown in Bayswater.

It looked something like this.

20 oz chiliburger or something (I don't recall the name). That said I don't think BK is half bad for a fast food joint.

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari 02/11/2015 at 12:36

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thats what my passport says

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:37

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Their fries and that chickfila sauce. I don't know what it is. Probably don't want to. But it's incredible on everything.

Saracen > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:39

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I haven't had a Whopper in a long time. That's because Burger King is downright awful.

I thought about going there recently, to give the whopper a shot. For old time's sake.

Then I came to my senses and got a Double Double animal style from In N Out.

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:39

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*still skeptical*

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 02/11/2015 at 12:45

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Scandinavian BK might be better than American BK? All I know is Filipino McD's is better than Canadian McD's. Imagine walking into a Mcd's and ordering Spaghetti and fried chicken.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 02/11/2015 at 12:47

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Wendy's is the tits!

crowmolly > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 02/11/2015 at 12:48

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Ever go to Five Guys?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 02/11/2015 at 12:49

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That may be true, I won't claim BK is GOOD food, but it sure beats maccy D's. I've had both in several european countries and I'd take BK over McD almost everywhere, but none of them can beat Max (Swedish burger chain).

fhrblig > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:50

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Whoppers are meh. My favorite fast food burger is the Six Dollar Burger at Carl's Jr., or Hardee's Thickburgers which are essentially the same thing.

JEM > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 02/11/2015 at 12:52

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I had one of those once.

ONCE.

"meat sweats" and "sodium palpitations" don't even come close to describing the awfulness afterwards.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > crowmolly 02/11/2015 at 12:52

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Yes, they make a very good burger. But I consider them more fast-casual than just fast food.

Another bonus of Five Guys is the one near me has a Coke Freestyle machine.

Although so does the Wendy's they just built within walking distance of my house. I guess it doesn't really count as exercise if I walk to Wendy's does it?

Eli's Got 2 > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:53

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Ewe.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 12:54

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I like Burger King a bit more than McDonalds, but not as much as Wendys.

Licks is better than all of them.

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari 02/11/2015 at 12:54

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*double checks passport*

*says canada*

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 02/11/2015 at 12:56

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Yes it is. Damned if I know what's in it either, but that stuff is awesome.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > E92M3 02/11/2015 at 12:59

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You know, there's something to be said for a McDonald's burger though. Does it taste like a burger? Hell no. But sometimes I crave a McDonald's burger. Kind of like how sometimes you crave Domino's or Pizza Hut, even though they don't taste like real pizza. And the McDonald's Double Cheeseburger (not that bullshit McDouble) is awesome. I've tried many times to figure out where McDonald's get's their cheese, and they won't tell me.

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 13:00

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LOLOLOL

You're the long lost Prince of Canada!

Rico > CB 02/11/2015 at 13:05

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There was this 4' 11" 100 lb girl we used to call baconator because she'd always eat 2 back to back. Safe to say she could handle the meat.

Rico > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 02/11/2015 at 13:06

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I've had In n Out and Jack in the box when I was out in Cali, best burgers I've ever had outside of a gourmet restaurant.

DoYouEvenShift > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 13:14

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The Whopper is the only fast food burger that is half decent. Now, my innards regret it 5 minutes after I finish it, and I think to myself, oh yeah, thats why I avoid them.

Generally, I avoid fast food because its garbage. But sometimes its hard not to, cheap, fast. And my metabolism is off the charts so I wont gain an ounce.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > JEM 02/11/2015 at 13:18

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meats sweats is how you tell if it was good or not. According to what you are describing that was once very delicious burger.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2015 at 13:30

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You've clearly never had Whataburger.

Saracen > TheHondaBro 02/11/2015 at 13:32

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"better than McDonalds" does not mean it's among the better fast food places.

Second worst is still terrible.

CalzoneGolem > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/11/2015 at 13:33

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You're right I haven't but I would bet large sums of money that I can make a better burger in my kitchen or on my back porch.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2015 at 13:35

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Well probably, but for days when you are like "Fuck it, I don't want to cook!", Whataburger is always a solid choice.

ki-ki-ki-kia > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 02/11/2015 at 13:36

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Not going to say whats in it, however it really isn't anything terrible for you. If you looked you would have no problem eating it ever again.

CalzoneGolem > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/11/2015 at 13:38

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I was in Texas for my honeymoon and didn't go to Whataburger. I also didn't drive 200 miles to get a huge donut. I regret both of these things.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > ki-ki-ki-kia 02/11/2015 at 13:38

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It actually tastes similar to a bottle of something I bought years earlier, I think it was marketed by KC Masterpiece. It was essentially honey mustard mixed with ranch dressing.

ki-ki-ki-kia > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 02/11/2015 at 13:46

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Pretty close to spot on. The main ingredient is Soybean Oil followed by Sugar, BBQ sauce, Mustard, Vinegar, Egg yolk, Lemon juice and a few other things mostly for preservation.

Good catch on the taste

Tapas > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 13:49

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Correctamundo

Manic Otti > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 16:51

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Ironically the Whopper and straight up cheeseburger are the only things worth getting at Burger King.

RazoE > macanamera 02/11/2015 at 17:10

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I've never had a big mac, but I love whoppers PLAIN with cheese (meat, cheese, bun), nothing else.

ranwhenparked > E92M3 02/11/2015 at 17:44

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Yeah, but that only has like 300 calories, so you can still eat other things the day you have it. A Whopper, on the other hand, is like 2 normal sized meals at once.